The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there chained to his little house.
“You talk?” the guy asks.
“Yep,” the dog replies.
“Wow!” says the guy. “So, what’s your story?”
The dog says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running … But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.”
