The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.
He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.
Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: “Father, I am still very cold.”
He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”
This time, he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said, “Sister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”
The nun purred: “That’s fine with me.”
To which the priest yelled out: “Okay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
Oh, the beauty of marriage!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all of my cows.”
Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, …you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest Brahman bull they’ve ever seen. At 3,600 lbs, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “He can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.
