A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked.
He says to his wife, “I’m going to have to call a plumber.”
The wife replies, “You can’t call a plumber out at three in the morning!”
He says, “Of course I can! I have to go out on night-time calls if a patient needs me.”
Anyway, he rings a plumber, who complains bitterly about having to come out in the middle of the night.
The Doctor says the same thing, “I have to come out on late-night calls to see patients, why shouldn’t you?”
At about 3.30AM the plumber arrives, very bleary-eyed, and the Doctor shows him to the blocked toilet.
The plumber drops two tablets down the pan and says to the Doctor, “If there’s no change, call me in the morning!”
After 50 Years of Marriage, He Finally Touched Her Again
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then c*r*ssed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her st*mach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, w*rking down her side, passing gently over her b*tt*ck and down her leg to her calf. Then, he pr*c*eded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite *r*used by this c*r*ssing, and proceeded to ask in a loving voice,
