A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years.
He goes s into a house and finds a young couple in bed.
He forces the young man into a chair and duck taped him there.
Then he leans over the woman and kisses her neck, then he goes into the bathroom.
The man whispers to his wife “Honey this man is an escaped convict look at his clothes. He probably hasn’t seen a young woman in years, I saw the way he kissed your neck, so do whatever he says of he might k*ll us be strong honey love you.”
The wife leans over and whispers “He wasn’t kissing my neck he whispered in my ear that he was g@y and thought you were cute. So he asked if we had any lube, I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey love you too.”
– “Monkey who does great s*x “.She went in,bought that monkey and walked away with the instruction Manual.
The Manual said”Give a good bath to the monkey ,then you take a bath. Make him sit on the b*d and you lie down without w*ar*ng anything. Leave the rest to the monkey . Repeat all steps for repeat performance”
According, the woman gave the monkey a bath,bathed herself and slept on the n*k*d.the monkey did nothing.
Disappointed,she again gave him a bath, had a bath and l*ed down n*ked on the b*d.
Again,the monkey did nothing.
She referred to the Manuel again.
It said : in case of no activity, call the shop owner for support.
She Called and Tom arrived in 10 minutes.
