The Little Johnny replied,
“Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
‘Tell me your choice.’ he said to the boy.
‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.’
The boy thought for a while and said, ‘My choice is one real difficult question.’
‘Well, good luck to you; you have made your own choice!
Tell me: What comes first, day or night?’
The boy was jolted first, but he thought for a while and said: ‘It’s the day, sir.’
‘How???’ the interviewer grinned. ‘At last, I got you!’ he said.
‘Sorry sir, you promised that you will not ask me a second difficult question!’
Admission for the course was thus secured!
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
