After some time of walking and because its such a hot Summerday, they decide to go sk*nny d*pping in a Lake nearby.
After a long and refreshing swim, they return to the shore and find their clothes missing.
They both decide to risk it and return home as fast as possible.
As luck will have it, while in their way back they run into a group of People.
The Priest covers his genit@ls, while the Rabbi covers his Face.
After the People have left the Priest asks the Rabbi:”What was that supposed to be??”
The Rabbi smiling:”Well my Friend, my community recognizes me by my face.”
A billionaire was cruising down the highway in his brand-new Ferrari when, without warning, the engine suddenly died.
He tried everything he could think of.
He checked the buttons, opened the hood, stared at the engine, and even searched for solutions on his phone.
Nothing worked.
After a while, a scruffy old mechanic happened to walk by.
He took one look under the hood, studied the engine for about ten seconds, and gently tapped one tiny part with a small hammer.
The Ferrari roared back to life immediately.
The billionaire stared at him in disbelief.
“That was incredible! How much do I owe you?”
The old man calmly replied, “One thousand dollars.”
The billionaire nearly fell over.
“One thousand dollars?! You only tapped the engine once!”
“I need an itemized bill.”
The old man pulled out a piece of paper and wrote:
Tapping the engine: $1
Knowing where to tap: $999
The billionaire read it, smiled, and paid.
Then he looked at his Ferrari and whispered,
“Apparently, I’ve been paying for horsepower when I should’ve been paying for knowledge.”
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.
On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’ the student answered.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
