A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his
reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him, “Have you ever fallen to the
tempt@tions of the fl-esh?”
The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and m@de l0-ve to a woman.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, “Beats a f*cking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”
Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day.
A group of nuns were spending the day repainting the old chapel during the middle of a brutal summer heatwave.
The church air conditioning had broken down the night before, and with temperatures soaring, the sisters were absolutely miserable.
By noon, sweat was pouring off everyone.
Finally, Sister Mary sighed and said,
“Ladies… we’ve all devoted our lives to God together. The doors are locked, nobody’s coming by, and if we don’t cool off soon we may pass out.”
After a moment of hesitant agreement, the nuns decided to remove their heavy gowns while they continued painting.
Soon the sisters were happily working away, laughing, painting walls, and finally enjoying a little relief from the unbearable heat.
Then suddenly—
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.*
Every nun froze.
Sister Mary carefully walked toward the door and nervously asked,
“Who is it?”
A man’s voice answered from outside:
“It’s the blind man!”
