The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells: “Godd@mn it! I missed!”, startling the nun. She let it slip by and the match continues.
But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the nun, the priest misses and again yells: “Godd@mn it! I missed!”
“Stop it” yells the nun. “You can’t use the Lords name in vain like that!”
The priest apologizes. “I’m sorry, sister. I swear to you, if I do it again, may God smite me with all his might.”
“Fair enough.” grumbles the nun.
The match continues. It’s going really well, but as fate may have it, the priest misses and slips another “Godd@mn it! I missed!”
Suddenly thick, dark clouds gather in the sky and with roaring thunder, a lightning bolt shoots down to the earth and vaporizes the NUN into ashes…
A thundering voice emits from the skies:
“D@mn it! I missed!”
One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray. She went to the priest and told him, “Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon.”
The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property as ‘our’, not ‘your.’
Several days later, the same nun noticed that the hedge needed to be trimmed. She again went to the priest and told him, “Father, I’ve noticed that your… I mean our hedge needs to be trimmed.”
The priest thanked her again for bringing something to his attention and this time asked her if she had seen his watch that had gone missing. She said she hadn’t, but assured him she would look for it.
A few days later, the parish received word that the bishop would be coming for a visit. The entire parish was busy reading the church for the visit.
On the day the bishop arrived, the same nun came down the front stairs yelling, “Father! Father! I found your watch!”
The bishop said, “How wonderful, my child. Where did you find it?”
After saying hello to the bishop, the nun turned to the priest and said, “I found it under OUR bed.”
