“Listen to me carefully,” the mother whispered dramatically. “Those people have highly unusual, perverse desires in the bedroom. Just promise me one thing: if he ever asks you to ‘roll over,’ you must refuse immediately!”
The daughter promised, the wedding went ahead, and the couple enjoyed a perfectly happy marriage.
Five years later, while lying in bed one night, the husband turned to his wife and smiled warmly. “Honey, let’s try something a little different tonight. I want you to roll over.”
The wife instantly recoiled in absolute horror, her mother’s warnings flashing through her mind. “Never!” she shrieked. “My mother warned me about your sick, twisted mind! That is disgusting! How dare you ask me to do something so filthy?!”
The husband blinked in utter confusion, looked at his furious wife, and asked:
“But honey… don’t you want us to have children?”
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If She Stayed In Italy To Raise The Child, He Would Also Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.’
