“There you will find Eve. And then you will sleep with her.”
Adam hesitated. “What does ‘sleep’ mean in this context?”
God took the time.
Equipped with this new knowledge, Adam set off. He crossed the river, climbed the mountain, hiked along the long path, and entered the cave.
A few days later he returned to God, rubbed his temple in pain and asked in a dull voice:
“God… what, pray tell, is a migraine?”
An American tourist was strolling through London on an unusually windy afternoon.
As he walked down the street, a woman approached from the opposite direction.
Suddenly, a powerful gust of wind caught her dress and sent it flying upward.
The American tried his best to sound like a true Londoner and casually remarked,
“Bit airy today, isn’t it?”
The woman shot him an annoyed look and fired back,
“What did you expect?”
“Feathers?”
The American immediately decided his British accent still needed some work.
A perfectly ordinary guy was enjoying a quiet drink at a neighborhood bar when an absolutely stunning woman walked over, smiled, and asked,
“Want to get out of here?”
The guy nearly fell off his stool.
Nothing like this had ever happened to him before.
Trying to stay cool, he smiled and said,
“Absolutely.”
They got into his car and drove to a quiet scenic spot just outside the city.
After spending some time together, they sat in comfortable silence, enjoying the night.
Finally, the woman turned to him and said,
“Just so you know… I do this professionally.”
“That’ll be $100.”
The guy didn’t complain.
He calmly pulled out his wallet, counted out the cash, and handed it to her.
A minute later, she smiled and said,
“All right… I’m ready to head home now.”
The guy nodded.
“No problem.”
Then he held out his hand.
“That’ll be $150.”
She blinked.
“$150? For what?”
He grinned.
“For the round trip.”
“I’m a taxi driver.”
For the first time that night…
She was the one left speechless.
