Camilla Had One Very Tight Problem on Her Wedding Night
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding.
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, “Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are k*lling me!”
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.
“Harder!” yelled Camilla, “Harder”.
Charles yelled back: “I’m trying, darling! But it’s just so bloody tight!”
“Come on! Give it all you’ve got!” she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, “There! Oh, God, that feels so good!”
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, “See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a v*rgin!”
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, “Oh, God, darling! This one’s even tighter!”
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,…
“That’s my boy! He served in the Navy. Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!”
The Angel Gave Them 30 Minutes to Do Anything They Wanted
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.
An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?”
