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My parents decided my $680,000 lake house belonged to the whole family, so I let them believe it until they arrived with a U-Haul packed for the summer. Dad punched the gate code again and snarled, “Open this gate, you selfish little parasite!” I answered through the intercom, “Get off my property before I call the police—and make sure you take your trespassing friends with you.” Then Mom pulled out a paper showing she had already assigned bedrooms, and I realized this was never just a family reunion.