Little Johnny was sitting by an ant hill squashing every ant he could
A priest and a nun came upon Johnny doing this and asked Johnny to stop. Then asked why Johnny would do such a thing.
Johnny: These ants are useless, and I’m mashing them.
The nun and priest were appalled at his reply, “No, no! Nothing in God’s beautiful creation is useless!”
Johnny: Yes, there is. These ants are useless and I’m gonna keep mashing them.
Doubling down, the priest and nun said, “No, nothing in God’s creation is useless. But if you can name three things in creation that are useless, we will leave you alone.”
Johnny looked up, looked down, mashed a few more ants, looked back up, and said:
“The c0-ck on a priest, the t*ts on a nun, and these ants. Now leave me alone.”
A man was out for a walk with his new girlfriend when they passed a farm and saw two dogs m@ting.
She asked, “How does the male know when the female is ready for s*x?”
He replied, “He can smell that she’s ready. That’s how nature works.”
A little farther down the road, they passed a field where a ram was m@ting w*th a ewe.
Again, his girlfriend asked, “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for s*x?”
He answered, “It’s nature. He can smell that she’s ready.”
They continued walking and soon passed another pasture where a bull was m@ting w*th a cow.
His girlfriend said, “This is strange. They’re really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she’s ready?”
“Oh yes,” he replied. “It’s nature. All male animals can smell when the female is ready.”
After their walk, he dropped her off at home and kissed her goodbye.
As she got out of the car, she smiled and said,
“Take care, and maybe get yourself tested for COVID.”
Surprised, he asked, “Why would you say that?
