One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.
“Well, she replies, “My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.”
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?” her husband asks. She replies “My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.”
Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari……. You guessed it: Her share of the lottery winnings….
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. “What the f*ck is this?” she asks her husband.
“Well,” he replies, “We don’t want to get your frickin’ lottery ticket wet, do we??”
“Here is your first question.” The foreman says.
“Without using numbers, represent the number nine?”
“Without numbers?”
The old man says. “That’s easy.”
And he proceeds to draw three trees.
“What is this?” asks the boss.
“You don’t have a brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man.
“Fair enough.” Says the boss.
“Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99?”
The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree, and hands it back.
