One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late…
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late.. … because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to be noticed, she sat in the back, next to a teenager.
The pastor began his preaching. To give an example of what he was preaching, he asked, “Everyone who has committed the sin of adultery, stand up.”
The old lady was wondering why everybody went quiet suddenly and asked the teenager what the pastor just said.
He answered that the pastor asked people who wanted mints to stand up.
Our nice old lady stood up, without a care in the world.
The pastor was outraged, he demanded to know why she had stood up.
To that, the old lady responded, “I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.
A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident.
Police Officer: So, how did you k*ll 59 people?
Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed.
Police Officer: And?
Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either h*tting the two men, or the wedding party.
Police Officer: You h*t the two men, of course!
Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after h*tting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him.
The Nun Who Wouldn’t Panic 😂
A bus full of nuns was driving down a mountain road when the brakes suddenly failed. The bus hurtled down the hill at a terrifying speed. The driver shouted in despair:
“Everyone, the brakes are gone! We are going to crash over the cliff, please pray!”
All the nuns on the bus panicked, crying and praying out loud. Just then, an old nun sitting in the front row jumped up, rushed to the driver’s side, grabbed the emergency brake, and turned the steering wheel, safely crashing the bus into a thick bush.
Everyone survived by a miracle. Another nun, having caught her breath, ran over to hug the old nun:
