The Funniest Marriage Proposal!
In a cozy mobile home park in Florida, there lived an elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years.
One evening, they found themselves at a community dinner, seated across from each other at the same table in the activity center.
As the meal went on, he stole a few admiring glances her way. Finally, summoning his courage, he leaned forward and asked, “Will you marry me?”
After a brief, dramatic pause—six whole seconds of thoughtful silence—she replied, “Yes. Yes, I will.”
With smiles and a few more kind words, they finished their meal and eventually returned to their own homes.
But the next morning, he was struck with a troubling thought. Had she said “yes” or “no”?
He simply couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he couldn’t recall her answer—not even a hint of memory.
Nervously, he picked up the phone and called her. Apologizing for his forgetfulness, he explained how he struggled to remember things these days. Then, after a little buildup, he asked, “When I proposed last night, did you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?”
She answered with a warm laugh, “Why, I said ‘Yes, yes, I will,’ and I meant it with all my heart.”
Then, with a touch of relief, she added, “And I’m so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across at her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
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“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
A man was Promoted to Montreal
Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car… “Car, go and bring my children from school.”
The car went and didn’t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said… “These are your children sir..!”
In the car were their Landlady’s two daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, his secretary’s son and their neighbours two sons.
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband: “Don’t tell me all these are your children!”
The man asked her calmly: “First you tell me why our children are not in the car?”
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
Son says, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what dirty movies were.”
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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