October 7, 2026

The Nun’s Little Mistake

A nun goes to the priest and says “father, there’s a hole in the roof of your church.”

“Thank you for telling me,” he replies “but you’ve been here for years, it’s our church.”

The next day the nun goes to the priest and says “father, there’s a broken window in your- I mean, our, church.” He thanks her again and calls for a repairman.

The following day the priest is preparing for a visit from the local bishop. As he is weeding the gardens, he cuts his hand. Calling the nun over he says “there’s a bottle of rubbing alcohol in my quarters somewhere, could you fetch it for me?” The nun nods and goes looking for it.

It is as the priest is greeting the bishop that she returns from the church and loudly announces “father, don’t worry about the weed, the alcohol was under our bed!”

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: “When you die and go to Heaven… which part of your body goes first?”

Suzy raised her hand and said “I think it’s your hands.” “Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”

Suzy replied “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”

“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said “Sister, I think it’s your feet.”

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?”

Little Johnny said “Well, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’ I gotta tell you, if dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”

The Priest Lightly Tapped the Nun on the shoulder and asked her to follow him