“Herr Schmidt, I have a piece of good news and a piece of bad news for you. Which would you prefer to hear first?”
One Innocent Prank Changed the Whole Conversation!
Three nurses who worked at the same clinic decided one morning that they were going to play a few harmless jokes on the doctor.
He was always serious, always rushing around, and rarely smiled, so they thought it would be funny to loosen him up a little.
Later that day, during their break, the three nurses met in the staff room and started laughing about what they had done.
The first nurse grinned and said, “I put cotton inside his stethoscope. Every time he tried to listen to a patient’s heartbeat, he couldn’t hear a thing.”
The other two laughed.
The second nurse leaned forward proudly and said, “That’s nothing. I did something even worse.”
“What did you do?” asked the first nurse.
The second nurse smirked and said, “I poked holes in all his protection.”
There was a moment of silence.
Then the third nurse’s face went completely pale.
The first nurse noticed and asked, “Are you alright?”
But before she could answer, the third nurse fainted.
Margaret was very upset
Margaret was very upset as her husband Albert had just p@ssed aw@y.
She went to the undertaker’s to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.
Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he’d see what he could arrange.
The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she managed to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She said to the undertaker “Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?”
“Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband’s size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit,” the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.”
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