The husband looked her up and down and sighed, “Mission accomplished.”
The Nun Stayed WAY Too Calm At The Doctor’s Office
A young nun goes to the clinic for her routine annual physical. The physician on duty is a young doctor known for being a bit of a prankster. Seeing the nun look so serious and solemn, he decides to play a little joke on her.
After a few routine questions, the doctor looks grave and says, “Sister, I don’t know how to tell you this… but your initial test results show that you are two months pregnant.”
The nun doesn’t gasp, panic, or cry. She simply sits there calmly, closes her notebook, packs her purse, and stands up to leave. Shocked by her lack of reaction, the doctor quickly calls out:
“Wait, Sister! Aren’t you shocked or terrified? Don’t you want to say anything?”
The nun turns around, looks him dead in the eye, and gently says:
“Oh, I’m not scared. I’m just thinking about the convent’s maintenance man. He always told us that the grease he used on the altar candles was top quality. Turns out, he lied.”
The Nun’s “Silent Problem” Wasn’t What The Doctor Expected 😂
A nun goes to see a doctor for a very embarrassing medical issue:
“Doctor, I have a very strange problem. I keep farting constantly. However, the bizarre part is that they are completely odorless and make absolutely no sound. In fact, while sitting here talking to you, I’ve done it at least ten times, but as you can see, nobody noticed.”
The doctor nods thoughtfully without saying a word. He stands up, walks to the medicine cabinet, takes out a bottle of pills, and hands it to her. “Take these pills. Three times a day for a full week, then come back and see me.”
A week later, the nun storms back into the office, furious. “Doctor, what kind of awful medicine did you give me?! My gas problem is exactly the same, but now it smells absolutely horrific! It’s unbearable!”
The doctor smiles calmly and replies, “Excellent! Now that the nasal spray has cleared up your sinus infection, we can finally start working on your hearing!”
