When The “Perfect Candidate” Takes Things Too Seriously
The FBI had an open position for an *ss*ssin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a g*n. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.’
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair… we need you to k*ll her’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never sh**t my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the g*n and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t k*ll my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to k*ll his wife. He took the g*n and went into the room. Sh*ts were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. ‘Some idiot l*aded the g*n with bl*nks’ he said. ‘I had to str*ngle that b*tch to d*ath’.
The Blonde Finally Had a Brilliant Idea…
Three women are about to be ex*c*uted for cr*mes.
One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The redhead then screams, “tornado!!”
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too esc*p*s ex*c*tion.
