A lady, about eight months pregnant, got on a bus.
She noticed the man sitting opposite her smiling. She immediately moved to another seat. This time, his smile turned into a grin—so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused.
When she moved for the fourth time and the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver, who had him arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was about 20 years old, what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied,
“Well, Your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming,’ and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.
Then she sat under a deodorant sign that read, ‘William’s Big Stick did the trick,’ and I could barely contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,’ I just lost it!”
CASE DISMISSED! 😆
What Happened When Wives Texted Their Husbands “I Love You”
At a seminar for elderly women on how to maintain a loving relationship with your husband, the speaker asked:
“How many of you love your husbands?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then she asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some said “today,” others said “yesterday,” and a few couldn’t even remember.
The women were then instructed to send their husbands a simple text:
“I love you, sweetheart.”
After sending the message, they were asked to swap phones and read the incoming replies aloud.
Here are some of the hilarious responses:
“Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?”
