A young women decides to become a nun and join a very strict convent. The nuns have to take a vow of silence, but they are allowed to speak 2 words every 10 years.
Ten years goes by and the woman is brought before Mother Superior and allowed her first two words. She says “Work hard!”
Mother Superior says “Yeah, well we’re doing God’s work here, It’s bound to be a little rough.”
Ten more years goes by and the woman is again brought before Mother Superior and she gets to say two more words. She says “Food bad!”
Mother Superior says: “Well, we just can’t have the best food when we’re giving every penny to the poor.”
Ten more years goes by and the woman is again brought in for her two words. She says: “I quit!!”.
Mother Superior retorts: “Well it’s about time. It’s been nothing but bitch, bitch, bitch ever since you got here
“I don’t want to be rude, but can I please hide under your dress? I’ll explain later.” Said the man.
“Go ahead”, answered the nun.
Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: “have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?”
After the officers disappear the soldier leaves the dress and says: “thank you so much! I don’t want to go to Afghanistan! My apologies, but I got to say that you have a nice pair of legs.”
The nun responded: “should have looked higher, you would have seen the nicest pair of balls. I also don’t want to go to Afghanistan!”
After a while the hippie asks the nun “hey you, wanna f*ck?” But the nun replies “no, God forbids it!” And she get’s out on the next stop.
A few minutes later the hippie want’s to get out too and right as he want’s to leave the bus, the bus driver yells “hey you, hippie, come over here.
I heard what you said to the nun, and I’ve got a little tip for you.
She goes to pray at her father’s grave on the St. Martin graveyard every Sunday at 10AM”.
The hippie thanks him for the tip and get’s off the bus.
On the next Sunday at 10AM, the hippie goes to the St. Martin graveyard in a Jesus costume and after a few minutes he finds the nun.
“Hello nun” he says, “God told me I shall come to Earth to f*ck with you!”
The nun says “if it was God’s wish, I will obey” so they go behind a bush and start to f*ck.
