A married couple at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: ‘Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my bre@sts 2 it & see how h0rny it gets just as men do.’
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets exc*ted and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
‘See,’ says the woman, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t.’
Says Mark: ‘Now expose both bre@sts and let us see what happens.’
The woman exposes both brea@sts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark: ‘This is incredible, now, p*ll your sk*rt up, turn around and expose your b*m and let us see what happens!’
The woman p*lls her ski*rt up, turns around with her b*m to the gorilla, which by now ,was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: ‘Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!’
Mark replies: ‘Now, tell him you have a headache and you’re not in mood … Let us see if Gorillas and Men are the same..
– “Monkey who does great s*x “.She went in,bought that monkey and walked away with the instruction Manual.
The Manual said”Give a good bath to the monkey ,then you take a bath. Make him sit on the b*d and you lie down without w*ar*ng anything. Leave the rest to the monkey . Repeat all steps for repeat performance”
According, the woman gave the monkey a bath,bathed herself and slept on the n*k*d.the monkey did nothing.
Disappointed,she again gave him a bath, had a bath and l*ed down n*ked on the b*d.
Again,the monkey did nothing.
She referred to the Manuel again.
