Her Son Had the Most Unexpected Title of All!
Four elderly, very devout ladies are sitting on a bench in a park in Munich and talking about their sons.
“My son,” the first woman says proudly, “is a priest. Everyone calls him ‘Reverend’.”
“That’s nice,” says the second woman, “but my son is a bishop. People address him as ‘Excellency’!”
“Oh, come on,” says the third, “my son is a cardinal. He’s called ‘Your Eminence’!”
The fourth lady remains silent the entire time and only sips her coffee.
The other three become curious and ask at the same time:
“And your son? How do you address him?”
The lady smiles calmly:
“Oh, my son? It’s quite simple. He’s a str*pper in a nightclub, 1.90 meters tall…”
And when he finishes his performance, everyone shouts:
,Oh my God!’”
A man picks up a young female hitchhiker in his car.
She is pretty and young.
Suddenly the young woman faints!
The man immediately rushed her to the hospital.
THAT is stress…
At the hospital, they then explain to him that the young woman is pregnant – and congratulate him on soon becoming a father!
THAT is really stressful…
The man immediately protests:
“I am not the father! I don’t know this woman at all!”
But the young woman insists that HE is the father of the baby.
Now the stress level rises dramatically once again…
The man is demanding a DNA test to prove that he cannot possibly be the father.
The results come a few days later.
The doctor explains to him:
“You have been infertile since birth. You cannot possibly be the father of this child.”
The man is incredibly relieved.
But on the way home, the stress suddenly returns…
Because he suddenly thinks about his three children at home…
AND THAT IS REALLY A LOT OF STRESS!!!
The Mother Superior Had No Idea Why Everyone Was Smiling…
The Mother Superior of a monastery in Bavaria wakes up one morning in an exceptionally good mood and decides to visit the nuns’ rooms.
She opens the first door:
“Good morning, Sister Maria. You look wonderful today, and your embroidery is truly beautiful!”
The nun smiles:
“Thank you, Mother Superior. You also look very well… but it seems as if you got out of bed on the wrong side today.”
The Mother Superior frowned in irritation, but continued walking.
The same thing happens with the next nun.
And the next one too.
After fifteen rooms, she is completely annoyed.
Through gritted teeth, she finally asks Sister Klara:
“Please tell me honestly: Do you really think I got out of bed on the wrong side today?”
“Yes, Mother Superior.”
“And why do you believe that?”
The nun replies very calmly:
“Because you are wearing Father Franz’s sandals.”
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