The Doctor Completely Misunderstood the Tradition
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks “How do you guys relieve your s*x*al t*ens*on?”
“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.”
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says “Since you’re our guest you get to go first.”
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to h*ve s*x with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks “Are you almost done Doc?”
“We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.”
Bonus Joke
There was a boy, whose family was very wealthy. One day his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show his son, how poor people live.
So they arrived at a farm of a very poor family, as he considered. They spend there several days. On their return, the father asked his son, did he like the trip.
“Oh, it was great, dad“ – the boy replied.
“Did you notice, how poor people Iive?”.
“Yeah, I did” – said the bay.
The father asked his son to tell in more detail about his impressions from their trip.
“Well, we have only one dog, and they have four of them. In our garden there is a pool, while they have a river, that has no end. We’ve got expensive lanterns, but they have stars above their heads at night. We have the patio, and they have the whole horizon. We have only a small piece of land, while they have endless fields. We buy food, but they grow it. We have a high fence for protection of our property, and they don‘t need it, as their friends protect them.“
The father was stunned, he could not say a word.
Then the boy added:
“Thank you, Dad, for letting me see how poor we are.”
Do you realize what time it is?
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, at about 3 A.M., she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
“Do you realize what time it is?” she asked.
“Don’t get excited,” he slurred. “I’m late because I bought something for the house.”
Immediately, her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, “What did you buy for the house, dear?”
His answer was, “A round of drinks!”
The husband and wife have a quarrel
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her.
“Pack your things and…….!!!”At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her to answer the call. It was her dad.
The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: “my daughter, I have transferred $6,000,000 into your account, give your husband $4,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.” I Am sending a LAND-CRUISER tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me immediately. “You said I should pack my things and do what…….. ?” I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. I will iron them when the light comes.
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