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The Barbershop Donations
A nun walked into a barbershop to ask for donations to repair the church roof. The barber was very generous; he immediately pulled out a 50-dollar bill and handed it to her. The nun was deeply grateful and said:
– “Thank you, sir. May God bless you. When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will find a surprise.”
The next morning, when the barber opened his shop, he was astonished to find 12 premium loaves of bread and a fresh bouquet of flowers neatly placed at the door.
The following day, a priest passed by and also came in to ask for a donation. The barber happily gave him 50 dollars again. The priest blessed him: “May God bless you, you will have a surprise tomorrow.” The next morning, the barber found 12 Bibles sitting in front of his door.
On the third day, a Rabbi walked into the shop. The barber gave him 50 dollars as well and received a similar blessing.
On the fourth morning, when the barber arrived at his shop, he was shocked to see… 12 other Rabbis standing in line, waiting to ask for donations!
The Test at the Pearly Gates
Three nuns passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter was waiting for them and said:
– “You have all lived holy lives, but to enter Heaven, each of you must correctly answer a classic test question.”
Saint Peter asked the first nun:
– “Who was the first man on Earth?”
The first nun replied instantly: “Dear Saint, that would be Adam.” The green light flashed, and she walked in.
Saint Peter then asked the second nun: “Who was the first woman on Earth?”
The second nun answered: “Dear Saint, that would be Eve.” The green light flashed, and she walked in.
Finally, Saint Peter turned to the Mother Superior – who was famous for being the most strict and proud nun in the convent. He smiled and asked a much harder question:
– “Here is your question: What were the very first words that Eve said to Adam when she first saw him?”
The Mother Superior furrowed her brow and thought for a very long time, but she couldn’t recall any such passage in the Bible. Confused and scratching her head, she finally blurted out:
– “Oh, that’s a hard one…”
Saint Peter slammed his hand on the table and shouted: “Exactly! The green light is on, welcome to Heaven!”
