Three robbers entered a house.
They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to harm you, so we are sitting here on the sofa, bring whatever cash and jewelry you have here.
The lady brought cash and jewellery. The leader of the robbers said, “Where is the diamond ring that your husband gave as a gift on your wedding anniversary?”
She kept silent and brought the ring and gave it to them.
Bring the watch that your sister sent from Dubai. She had tears in her eyes while handing over the gift given by her sister.
Now we will drink instant coffee of “Nescafé” and ask your permission.
After drinking coffee, the head of the bandits said, “Now bring the leftover pineapple cake from yesterday.”
When all the goods have been taken by the robbers, the woman hesitated and said, “You guys are very professional and ethical robbers. How did you know about the things inside our house?”
The leader of the bandits fixed the mask on his face and said, Madam, we are your “Facebook friends” and regularly read your post and check your status.
Little Johnny’s Moral
One Friday afternoon, Mrs. Parker gave her class a homework assignment.
“I want each of you to come back on Monday with a story that ends with a moral.”
Monday morning arrived.
Little Suzy went first.
“My dad owns a chicken farm. Last weekend we were taking eggs to market when the truck hit a huge bump. Every egg rolled out and smashed.”
“And the moral?” asked Mrs. Parker.
“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.”
“Excellent.”
Lucy stood up next.
“We put twelve eggs in the incubator, but only eight chicks hatched.”
“And the moral?”
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”
“Very good.”
Finally, Little Johnny stood up.
“My Uncle Ted was a paratrooper.”
“One mission, his plane got shot down over enemy territory.”
“He jumped out carrying a machine gun, a machete… and a whole case of beer.”
“On the way down…”
“…he drank every single beer.”
The class stared at him.
Johnny continued without missing a beat.
“When he landed, a hundred enemy soldiers surrounded him.”
