Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,
“I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said,
“Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have k*lled us!”
Mildred turned to her and said,
“Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?
They Finally Realized What She Was Saying
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived,
all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, “You’re Passion@te.”
They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, “You’re Passion@te.”
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,
“Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live!”
She replied, “I keep trying to tell you, you’re passin it!”
