You Won’t Believe Who Was There
Suspicious of his wife’s fidelity, a man came home early and tore through the house, searching for evidence.
He glanced out the window and spotted a man sitting in a Volkswagen.
Enraged, he picked up the refrigerator and hurled it out the window at the unsuspecting stranger, then had a heart attack and di.ed.
St. Peter listened to his story in heaven and sent him straight to hell.
Moments later, the man from the Volkswagen appeared, explaining he was minding his own business when a fridge crushed him.
St. Peter shook his head and sent him to hell, too.
Finally, a third man arrived, trembling, and said, “I don’t even know what happened. One moment, I was hiding inside a fridge…”
Sometimes, life throws us curveballs — or, in this case, a refrigerator.
Speaking of unexpected twists, let’s move to a tale about proud parents and an unusual success story.
The wife checked her husband’s phone
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One, and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One, and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number, her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary.
The husband took all the money
and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
A woman was waiting to board a bus
A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first step. Feeling a bit self-conscious, she smiled at the bus driver and reached behind to unzip her skirt slightly, hoping to create enough slack to step up.
However, her first attempt failed. With another polite smile, she tried unzipping her skirt a little more, but still, she couldn’t manage the step. Frustrated yet determined, she gave it one last try, unz*pp*ng her sk*rt even further in hopes of finally getting on the bus.
At this point, a large Texan man standing behind her gently picked her up by the waist and placed her on the first step of the bus.
Shocked and outraged, the woman spun around and yelled, “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are!”
The Texan, unfazed, tipped his hat with a grin and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I’d agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we must be friends.”
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings.
As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.
On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming.
The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.”
She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing.
“That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises.
“Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.”
“You’re absolutely right sweetheart,
”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.
“Now why were you laughing?” she asked.
“You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered.
“True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter.
“Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”
“Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”
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