A donkey shuffled home from the market, buckling under a crushing load of goods. Beside him trotted a horse, carrying absolutely nothing.
Halfway through the journey, the donkey’s legs began to tremble. “Please,” he gasped, “help me share this weight before I collapse.”
The horse just flicked his ears and walked on.
As the road turned steeply uphill, the donkey pleaded twice more, desperate for relief. On the final attempt, the horse scoffed, “Fine, I’ll help. You keep carrying the bags, and I’ll do the groaning and heavy breathing for you.”
A few steps later, the donkey’s legs gave out entirely. He collapsed into the dust and could not get back up.
With no other choice, the farmer unloaded every single bag, bundle, and crate from the fallen donkey and piled them onto the horse.
For the rest of the journey, the donkey walked ahead, completely free—while the horse stumbled behind, groaning and panting under a burden twice as heavy as the one he had refused to share.
The Lesson: > Never ignore a cry for help just because the burden isn’t on your back yet. Refusing to share a little weight today often means carrying the entire load tomorrow.
A dwarf was drinking in a bar, when a s*xy walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to h@ve sêx with a little person.”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before, then I go home with them and the husband or boyfriend finds out and I get beaten up.”
“It’s ok,”said the woman, “my husband is working away until next week.“
So, against his better judgment he goes back with the woman.
They start having amazing sêx, when suddenly the front door opens.
“Shit, it’s my husband!“ she said.”Quick, hang out of the bedroom window and when he goes for a shower, you can climb in and get away!”
So the dwarf climbs out of the window and hangs on the ledge by his fingertips.
The husband comes in the bedroom, says “It’s cold in here!” slams the window shut and the dwarf plummets to the ground.
The woman is distraught and calls an ambulance. A couple of days later she goes to visit the dwarf in hospital.
