The Balcony Lookout… and the Neighborhood Copycats
A married couple with kid gets h*rny…
on a Sunday morning and thinks about how they can have some time to “c*ddle”. So they tell their son to go stand on the balcony and look if he can see something new going on in the neighbourhood.
So their son stands on the balcony and they get going. After a few minutes he yells: “Dad, dad! The Myers got a new car!” Dad dutifully but a little out of br*ath *nsw*rs: “Fine, fine, that’s nice son. Keep looking if you see something else.”
Their son keeps looking and after a while he reports back to his dad again. “Dad, dad! The Smiths have a lawn mower robot now!” His dad, p*nt*ngly sh*uts back: “Well, that’s wonderful! Keep looking, keep looking.”
So he keeps looking and another few minutes he shouts: “Dad, dad! The Wilsons are h*ving s*x!” Dad stops totally confused and after a few seconds he asks: “How would you know?”
“Their son has been standing on the balcony looking around for 10 minutes now!
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple tragically got into a f*t*l car *cc*dent.
Moments later, they found themselves outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
As they sat there, a thought crossed their minds. Could they still get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him, “Is it possible for us to get married in Heaven?”
St. Peter looked puzzled. “Huh. That’s a first. I’m not sure… Let me go find out.”
And with that, he disappeared.
The couple waited. And waited. Months passed.
As they waited, they started discussing the reality of an eternal marriage. What if it doesn’t work out? Are we stuck together forever?
Another month went by before St. Peter finally returned, looking exhausted and a little disheveled.
“Yes,” he said, sighing. “You can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” the couple cheered. But then they hesitated.
“Uh, just one more question… What if things don’t work out? Can we, um… get a divorce in Heaven?”
At this, St. Peter’s face turned bright red. He slammed his clipboard on the ground and shouted—
